who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
*hardcore whispers the screaming parts*
benefits of being my boyfriend
- you get to touch the booty
- you get to touch the booty in public
- you get to touch the booty in bed
- you get to touch the booty upside down
- you get to touch the booty sideways
- you get to touch the booty
(Source: cholas-go-to-sk00l-too)
My boyfriend now has to explain to our English teacher why he’s been absent for 3 and a half weeks in a row.









